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PLAGUE
WOJAK

The charts coughed once. Then twice. Wojak put on the beak. No cure, no prophecy, just one very suspicious doctor wandering through the plague candles.

Plague Wojak
☠ THE PLAGUE IS ONCHAIN • MASK ON • $PLAGUEJAK • DO NOT TOUCH THE CANDLES • THE PLAGUE IS ONCHAIN • MASK ON • $PLAGUEJAK • DO NOT TOUCH THE CANDLES •

Symptoms

01. THE BEAK

First you notice the mask. Then you notice everyone else has one too. Probably nothing.

02. THE CANDLES

Green candles, red candles. The doctor stopped checking the color a long time ago.

03. THE WOJAK

Still calm. Still staring. Somehow this is the most concerning symptom of all.

“THE MARKET HAD A FEVER.
HE BROUGHT A BIGGER MASK.”
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